Shirt Soup T-shirts

These t-shirts feature two-word phrases that don’t really go together — yet somehow, they just work. They’re the perfect blend of absurd and profound, with a dash of “that would make a great band name!”

  • Rainbow Potato Tee
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    Rainbow Potato Tee

    Price range: $25.00 through $32.00
  • Bat Now Tee
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    Bat Now Tee

    Price range: $25.00 through $32.00
  • Scratch Water Tee
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    Scratch Water Tee

    Price range: $25.00 through $32.00
  • Somebody Spectacles Tee
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    Somebody Spectacles Tee

    Price range: $25.00 through $32.00
  • Fire Salt Tee
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    Fire Salt Tee

    Price range: $25.00 through $32.00
  • Bright Noodle Tee
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    Bright Noodle Tee

    Price range: $25.00 through $32.00
  • Oat Boat Tee
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    Oat Boat Tee

    Price range: $25.00 through $32.00
  • Mistaken Correctly Tee
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    Mistaken Correctly Tee

    Price range: $25.00 through $32.00
  • Sudden Birds Tee
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    Sudden Birds Tee

    Price range: $25.00 through $32.00
  • Very Fur Tee
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    Very Fur Tee

    Price range: $25.00 through $32.00
  • Lost Great Tee
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    Lost Great Tee

    Price range: $25.00 through $32.00
  • Very Around Tee
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    Very Around Tee

    Price range: $25.00 through $32.00