Shirt Soup T-shirts

These t-shirts feature two-word phrases that don’t really go together — yet somehow, they just work. They’re the perfect blend of absurd and profound, with a dash of “that would make a great band name!”

  • Occasional Fern Tee
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    Occasional Fern Tee

    Price range: $25.00 through $29.00
  • Scratch Water Tee
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    Scratch Water Tee

    Price range: $25.00 through $32.00
  • Tattoo Smoke Tee
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    Tattoo Smoke Tee

    Price range: $25.00 through $32.00
  • Highly Window Tee
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    Highly Window Tee

    Price range: $25.00 through $32.00
  • Sometimes Pickles Tee
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    Sometimes Pickles Tee

    Price range: $25.00 through $32.00
  • Ukulele Sandwich Tee
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    Ukulele Sandwich Tee

    Price range: $25.00 through $32.00
  • Sudden Birds Tee
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    Sudden Birds Tee

    Price range: $25.00 through $32.00
  • Crunch Water Tee
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    Crunch Water Tee

    Price range: $25.00 through $32.00
  • Duck Warden Tee
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    Duck Warden Tee

    Price range: $25.00 through $32.00
  • Very Fur Tee
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    Very Fur Tee

    Price range: $25.00 through $32.00
  • Squirrel Level Tee
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    Squirrel Level Tee

    Price range: $25.00 through $29.00
  • Fire Salt Tee
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    Fire Salt Tee

    Price range: $25.00 through $32.00