Shirt Soup T-shirts

These t-shirts feature two-word phrases that don’t really go together — yet somehow, they just work. They’re the perfect blend of absurd and profound, with a dash of “that would make a great band name!”

  • Ukulele Sandwich Tee
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    Ukulele Sandwich Tee

    Price range: $25.00 through $32.00
  • Very Around Tee
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    Very Around Tee

    Price range: $25.00 through $32.00
  • Dragonfly Inside Tee
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    Dragonfly Inside Tee

    Price range: $25.00 through $32.00
  • Squirrel Level Tee
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    Squirrel Level Tee

    Price range: $25.00 through $29.00
  • Boat Cow Tee
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    Boat Cow Tee

    Price range: $25.00 through $32.00
  • Oat Boat Tee
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    Oat Boat Tee

    Price range: $25.00 through $32.00
  • Mush Door Tee
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    Mush Door Tee

    Price range: $25.00 through $32.00
  • Very Fur Tee
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    Very Fur Tee

    Price range: $25.00 through $32.00
  • Somebody Spectacles Tee
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    Somebody Spectacles Tee

    Price range: $25.00 through $32.00
  • Soup Trinket Tee
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    Soup Trinket Tee

    Price range: $25.00 through $32.00
  • Bat Now Tee
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    Bat Now Tee

    Price range: $25.00 through $32.00
  • Hairbrush Anger Tee
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    Hairbrush Anger Tee

    Price range: $25.00 through $32.00