Introducing Shirt Soup!

These t-shirts feature two-word phrases that don’t really go together — yet somehow, they just work. They’re the perfect blend of absurd and profound, with a dash of “that would make a great band name!”

Find the one that speaks to you and wear it proudly!

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Someday Market Tee
Price range: $25.00 through $32.00
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Highly Window Tee
Price range: $25.00 through $32.00
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Boat Cow Tee
Price range: $25.00 through $32.00
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Noon Cactus Tee
Price range: $25.00 through $32.00
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Dragonfly Inside Tee
Price range: $25.00 through $32.00
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Behind Circle Tee
Price range: $25.00 through $32.00
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Scratch Water Tee
Price range: $25.00 through $32.00
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Somebody Spectacles Tee
Price range: $25.00 through $32.00
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Mistaken Correctly Tee
Price range: $25.00 through $32.00
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Grill Water Tee
Price range: $25.00 through $32.00
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Fire Salt Tee
Price range: $25.00 through $32.00
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Bat Now Tee
Price range: $25.00 through $32.00