Introducing Shirt Soup!

These t-shirts feature two-word phrases that don’t really go together — yet somehow, they just work. They’re the perfect blend of absurd and profound, with a dash of “that would make a great band name!”

Find the one that speaks to you and wear it proudly!

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Very Around Tee
$25.00 – $32.00
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Large Fizz Tee
$25.00 – $32.00
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Scratch Water Tee
$25.00 – $32.00
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Rainbow Potato Tee
$25.00 – $32.00
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Best Slime Tee
$25.00 – $32.00
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Shed Time Tee
$25.00 – $32.00
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Soup Trinket Tee
$25.00 – $32.00
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Mush Door Tee
$25.00 – $32.00
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Noon Cactus Tee
$25.00 – $32.00
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Mistaken Correctly Tee
$25.00 – $32.00
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Dragonfly Inside Tee
$25.00 – $32.00
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Duck Warden Tee
$25.00 – $32.00