Introducing Shirt Soup!

These t-shirts feature two-word phrases that don’t really go together — yet somehow, they just work. They’re the perfect blend of absurd and profound, with a dash of “that would make a great band name!”

Find the one that speaks to you and wear it proudly!

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  • Glitter Goose Tee
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    Glitter Goose Tee

    Price range: $25.00 through $32.00
  • Drawing Sea Tee
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    Drawing Sea Tee

    Price range: $25.00 through $32.00
  • Shed Time Tee
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    Shed Time Tee

    Price range: $25.00 through $32.00
  • Grill Water Tee
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    Grill Water Tee

    Price range: $25.00 through $32.00
  • Lost Great Tee
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    Lost Great Tee

    Price range: $25.00 through $32.00
  • Rainbow Potato Tee
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    Rainbow Potato Tee

    Price range: $25.00 through $32.00
  • Sprinkle Bat Tee
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    Sprinkle Bat Tee

    Price range: $25.00 through $32.00
  • Oat Boat Tee
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    Oat Boat Tee

    Price range: $25.00 through $32.00
  • Sudden Birds Tee
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    Sudden Birds Tee

    Price range: $25.00 through $32.00
  • Very Fur Tee
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    Very Fur Tee

    Price range: $25.00 through $32.00
  • Squirrel Level Tee
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    Squirrel Level Tee

    Price range: $25.00 through $29.00
  • Noon Cactus Tee
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    Noon Cactus Tee

    Price range: $25.00 through $32.00