Introducing Shirt Soup!

These t-shirts feature two-word phrases that don’t really go together — yet somehow, they just work. They’re the perfect blend of absurd and profound, with a dash of “that would make a great band name!”

Find the one that speaks to you and wear it proudly!

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  • Grill Water Tee
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    Grill Water Tee

    Price range: $25.00 through $32.00
  • Hairbrush Anger Tee
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    Hairbrush Anger Tee

    Price range: $25.00 through $32.00
  • Shed Time Tee
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    Shed Time Tee

    Price range: $25.00 through $32.00
  • Mistaken Correctly Tee
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    Mistaken Correctly Tee

    Price range: $25.00 through $32.00
  • Mush Door Tee
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    Mush Door Tee

    Price range: $25.00 through $32.00
  • Very Around Tee
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    Very Around Tee

    Price range: $25.00 through $32.00
  • Fire Salt Tee
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    Fire Salt Tee

    Price range: $25.00 through $32.00
  • Someday Market Tee
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    Someday Market Tee

    Price range: $25.00 through $32.00
  • Drawing Sea Tee
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    Drawing Sea Tee

    Price range: $25.00 through $32.00
  • Emotional Cheese Tee
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    Emotional Cheese Tee

    Price range: $25.00 through $32.00
  • Occasional Fern Tee
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    Occasional Fern Tee

    Price range: $25.00 through $29.00
  • Boat Cow Tee
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    Boat Cow Tee

    Price range: $25.00 through $32.00