Introducing Shirt Soup!

These t-shirts feature two-word phrases that don’t really go together — yet somehow, they just work. They’re the perfect blend of absurd and profound, with a dash of “that would make a great band name!”

Find the one that speaks to you and wear it proudly!

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  • Sudden Birds Tee
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    Sudden Birds Tee

    Price range: $25.00 through $32.00
  • Crunch Water Tee
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    Crunch Water Tee

    Price range: $25.00 through $32.00
  • Bright Noodle Tee
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    Bright Noodle Tee

    Price range: $25.00 through $32.00
  • Boat Cow Tee
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    Boat Cow Tee

    Price range: $25.00 through $32.00
  • Emotional Cheese Tee
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    Emotional Cheese Tee

    Price range: $25.00 through $32.00
  • Very Fur Tee
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    Very Fur Tee

    Price range: $25.00 through $32.00
  • Large Fizz Tee
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    Large Fizz Tee

    Price range: $25.00 through $32.00
  • Mush Door Tee
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    Mush Door Tee

    Price range: $25.00 through $32.00
  • Sometimes Pickles Tee
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    Sometimes Pickles Tee

    Price range: $25.00 through $32.00
  • Advice Penguin Tee
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    Advice Penguin Tee

    Price range: $25.00 through $32.00
  • Best Slime Tee
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    Best Slime Tee

    Price range: $25.00 through $32.00
  • Scratch Water Tee
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    Scratch Water Tee

    Price range: $25.00 through $32.00