Introducing Shirt Soup!

These t-shirts feature two-word phrases that don’t really go together — yet somehow, they just work. They’re the perfect blend of absurd and profound, with a dash of “that would make a great band name!”

Find the one that speaks to you and wear it proudly!

Browse Collection

  • Large Fizz Tee
    Choose Colors This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page

    Large Fizz Tee

    Price range: $25.00 through $32.00
  • Brick Paper Tee
    Choose Colors This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page

    Brick Paper Tee

    Price range: $25.00 through $32.00
  • Think Ball Tee
    Choose Colors This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page

    Think Ball Tee

    Price range: $25.00 through $32.00
  • Highly Window Tee
    Choose Colors This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page

    Highly Window Tee

    Price range: $25.00 through $32.00
  • Noon Cactus Tee
    Choose Colors This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page

    Noon Cactus Tee

    Price range: $25.00 through $32.00
  • Drawing Sea Tee
    Choose Colors This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page

    Drawing Sea Tee

    Price range: $25.00 through $32.00
  • Down Square Tee
    Choose Colors This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page

    Down Square Tee

    Price range: $25.00 through $32.00
  • Somebody Spectacles Tee
    Choose Colors This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page

    Somebody Spectacles Tee

    Price range: $25.00 through $32.00
  • Bright Noodle Tee
    Choose Colors This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page

    Bright Noodle Tee

    Price range: $25.00 through $32.00
  • Sudden Birds Tee
    Choose Colors This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page

    Sudden Birds Tee

    Price range: $25.00 through $32.00
  • Lost Great Tee
    Choose Colors This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page

    Lost Great Tee

    Price range: $25.00 through $32.00
  • Mush Door Tee
    Choose Colors This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page

    Mush Door Tee

    Price range: $25.00 through $32.00